Post Wed Oct 31, 2012 12:26 am

he Nerdish Poem

Add-Type -AssemblyName System.speech
$tts = New-Object System.Speech.Synthesis.SpeechSynthesizer

$poem = @('
waka waka bang splat, tick tick hash,
caret quote back tick, dollar dollar dash,
bang splat equal at, dollar under score,
percent splat, waka waka tilda number four,
ampersand bracket-bracket dot dot slash,
vertical bar curly-bracket; comma, comma, crash!
')

$tts.Speak($poem)