Post Sat Mar 21, 2015 12:04 pm

Lawyer & Doctor

A lawyer can't find work, so he opens a private clinic. Outside the clinic, he puts a sign, which reads: "$300 if cured; if not, I will return $1000 to you." A doctor sees this sign and thinks this would be an easy way to make money. So, he walks into the clinic.

Doctor: I've lost my sense of taste; I can't taste anything I eat.
Lawyer: Nurse, please get the medicine no. 22 and drop a few into the patient's mouth.
Doctor: Bleh! That's gasoline!
Lawyer: Congratulations! Your sense of taste has returned! That'll be $300.
Reluctantly, the doctor paid up. A few days later, however, he returned to the clinic, hoping to get his money back.
Doctor: I've lost my memory; I can't remember anything.
Lawyer: Nurse, please get medicine no. 22 and drop a few into the patient's mouth.
Doctor: Hey! This is last time's taste medicine!
Lawyer: Congratulations! Your memory has returned! That'll be $300.
The doctor can only pay up and left angrily. A few days later, he returned to the clinic.
Doctor: I've lost my eyesight.
Lawyer: Sorry, but I have no cure for this illness. Here's $1000.
Doctor: But there's only $500 here!
Lawyer: Congratulations! Your eyesight has returned! That'll be $300.